Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

Telenigas by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019

telenasus 

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.

1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.

telenasus by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018

telenges 

A Fucking Retard

That guy is a telenges.

telenges by Hoorah POop February 24, 2018

Telegasm 

An orgasm a person has while watching, listening to, or reading about an erotic experience via an electronic communication device such as a television, a radio, or a computer.

"The movie I was watching was so sensual that I had a chair-shaking telegasm!"

Telegasm by Neezer28 July 8, 2009