Telefang

A telephone but primarily used by animals or monsters. This can also be found being used by ur mom or ur mum.

My dog really went on and on with his Telefang last night

by thisisoneguy December 25, 2018

Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Outer Worlds Is Telefang

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Outer Worlds Is Telefang

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Ryu (Capcom's Street Fighter) Is A Telefang Character Called Osio: The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Ryu (Capcom's Street Fighter) Is A Telefang Character Called Osio: The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Smacking Your Back Like It Is Telefang Is It Like Back Your Smacking

Smacking Your Back Like It Is Telefang Is It Like Back Your Smacking

Smacking Your Back Like It Is Telefang Is It Like Back Your Smacking

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

televangelist

A religious preacher, almost always Evangelical Christian, who preaches on paid television programs. The term is a fusion of "Television" and "Evangelist", and with recent scandals involving sexual and/or financial wrong-doings among televanngelists, the term has a negative influence.

The televangelist proclaimed that if you sent money to his ministry, God would reward you.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005