Skip to main content
AN EXPLOSION OF MAGICAL MACHINES THAT WEIRD YOU OUT.
Ted: Hey, wanna go f
Fred: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ABOUT TO BLOW UP!
Ted: U playin' tekkit?
Fred: Ye fuck off
Ted: Fuck you.
Fred: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU a creepy creeper!
Tekkit by like bootylicious September 8, 2013
can be a well needed friend, a great listener, also likes things her way

hates liers, keep it real, no bullshit, or beating around the bush
tekitabest friend material
tekita by missunderstood2010 September 9, 2010
A Japanese word meaning "arbitrary" in English. It can carry a connotation of apathy. This can be a negative thing in Japan where everything should be precise.
"Bob's wearing a brown belt with black shoes, whats wrong with him?"
"He's just tekitou"

"How short should I cut it?"
"Just do it tekitou, I'll shave it tomorrow anyway"
tekitou by pseudonymtastic April 13, 2009
A monster found in Legend of Zelda with 4 limbs, one eye, and hops on water.
I cannot believe I died to a tektite. I suck at this game.
Tektite by KT JDDD January 23, 2011

Dustha`tekkitupbottycock 

A Blackburn chat-up line.
It cuts out all the bull & get to the nitty-gritty question of whether said lady offers anal sex on the first night.
"O`reyt love. Tha`s lookin` a bit tasty t`neet int t`fancy clobber tha` nos. Tell us, dustha`tekkitupbottycock?"

Tekkit Ultimate

hey dude, wanna play some shitty tekkit?
Sure, lets go on Tekkit Ultimate to let them have at least 3 players at once.