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AN EXPLOSION OF MAGICAL MACHINES THAT WEIRD YOU OUT.
Ted: Hey, wanna go f
Fred: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ABOUT TO BLOW UP!
Ted: U playin' tekkit?
Fred: Ye fuck off
Ted: Fuck you.
Fred: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU a creepy creeper!
Tekkit by like bootylicious September 8, 2013
can be a well needed friend, a great listener, also likes things her way

hates liers, keep it real, no bullshit, or beating around the bush
tekitabest friend material
tekita by missunderstood2010 September 9, 2010
A Japanese word meaning "arbitrary" in English. It can carry a connotation of apathy. This can be a negative thing in Japan where everything should be precise.
"Bob's wearing a brown belt with black shoes, whats wrong with him?"
"He's just tekitou"

"How short should I cut it?"
"Just do it tekitou, I'll shave it tomorrow anyway"
tekitou by pseudonymtastic April 13, 2009
A monster found in Legend of Zelda with 4 limbs, one eye, and hops on water.
I cannot believe I died to a tektite. I suck at this game.
Tektite by KT JDDD January 23, 2011

Dustha`tekkitupbottycock 

A Blackburn chat-up line.
It cuts out all the bull & get to the nitty-gritty question of whether said lady offers anal sex on the first night.
"O`reyt love. Tha`s lookin` a bit tasty t`neet int t`fancy clobber tha` nos. Tell us, dustha`tekkitupbottycock?"

Tekkit Ultimate

The worst minecraft server on the internet
hey dude, wanna play some shitty tekkit?
Sure, lets go on Tekkit Ultimate to let them have at least 3 players at once.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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