Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.

White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one

by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019

Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.

Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

Tegan Smith-Warner

the best girl you will ever meet. she acts tough but is a big softy on the inside. Tegan smith-warner is an amazing artist and has amazing blue eyes you can get lost in. she is the most beautiful, smart and amazing girl in the world. she is addicted to cats and has the cutest freckles. her gf is pretty good too.

emilio: "omg look at that girl, shes so pretty"
ayden: "thats tegan smith-warner"

tegan: "wanna play roblox"

by lesbiangoose August 21, 2020

Tegan Slavens

A very cute beautiful girl that i adore she is my everything and i love her to death i would do anything for her because she is my baby girl she is such a cutie and is very nice

Dude last night tegan slavens caught me staring at her big beautiful luxurious eyes

by Spook bitch September 25, 2019

Tegan and Sara

some canadian twins who sing rolk or fock music. never missspell sara as "sarah" because that is evil.

i camped out in a parking lot for three days to be the first to get the new tegan and sara album.

by greenshoes March 6, 2004

Tegan and Sara

Tegan and Sara are an identical twin duo, who in the US sing on Sire records. Some of their hits include, Back in Your Head-Album:The Con, The Con-Album:The Con, Walking with a Ghost-Album: So Jealous. Tegan and Sara are considered in the genre Indie, but also Pop and Alternative. Tegan and Sara were born in Calgary, Tegan currently resides in Vancouver, BC, and Sara resides in Montreal, QC. They are both very funny and have the same sense of humor. They have worked with Hunter from AFI, and Chris Walla from Death Cab for Cutie on their album The Con.

Tegan and Sara: Spelled out your name and list the reasons Faint of heart dont call me back. I imagined you and i was distant not insistent. I followed suit and layed out on my back imagine that. A million hours left to think of you and think of that.

by Kaitlyntqsq January 27, 2008

Tegan and Sara

Two Canadian identical twins who are very talented and write incredible music. They began performing as Plunk in 1995 and became known as Tegan and Sara in 1998. The Con, their fifth full-length album, is easily the most addictive record ever.

Tegan and Sara are amazing. I listen to The Con almost every day and never get tired of it.

by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009