ChemicalGoat's definitions

Cho Chang

A member of the Ravenclaw house in Harry Potter, who was one year ahead of Harry in school. She was also noted for being an incredible Quiddich player. Chang used a Comet 260 broom.

Cho Chang owned everyone in the Quiddich match.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

Tori Amos

The most incredible female singer ever. Her first solo album, Little Earthquakes, is perfect.

Tori Amos' first three albums are genius.

by ChemicalGoat May 17, 2009

buttfucker

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.

Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.

by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009

Oklahoma Dust Bowl

When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in feces. Unlike the hot Carl, the feces comes in contact with the person's entire body and actually touches his/her skin. This can be performed on a person either voluntarily or involuntarily.

A kid just performed the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in the room across the hall from me.

by ChemicalGoat May 24, 2009

youse guys

A version of "you guys," which is mostly associated with New Jersey, but is also heard in other metropolitan areas, such as New York and Chicago.

It may also be spelled "yous guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."

Youse guys want to go to the concert tonight?

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

Inkster

A suburb of Detroit, Michigan, known for being a complete dump, having a high crime rate, and a majority of residents being African-Americans. Inkster also has a higher rape rate than Detroit.

Scott: "Hey Matt, do you want to Inkster today?"

Matt: "No way, that place is a fucking pit."

by ChemicalGoat May 14, 2009

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009