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Urine, esp. dog urine.
Can be used to describe the act of urinating or the poddy itself.
Tiffy, you're in Mrs. Carmichael's lawn now. Go tee-tee! Go tee-tee!!!
{faint sound of a dog urinating]
GOOD GIRL!!! Make that fucking douchenoozle's lawn turn brown!!!
Serves her right for pissing and moaning about my wheelie bin every goddamn week!
tee-tee by Telephony December 19, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Another name for an Aunt or Aunt T
My Tee-Tee would take me to the zoo as a child. I loved spending time with her!
Tee-Tee by dgrade October 3, 2019
When you throw a triple twenty while playing darts
Dude, he just threw another tee-tee. I think we lost.
tee-tee by kinetics826 October 29, 2014
A childish way of saying "vagina" or "crotch".
"My tee-tee is itchy."
Tee-Tee by Sk8bored May 18, 2024
When we would go camping in the woods, and I had to tee tee, I would ask my daddy, and he would tell me to go tee tee down by the creek.
tee tee by Scott1024 April 30, 2006
(verb) A very genteel southern term for urination. Used for both sexes in childhood, used by women throughout their lives. Tee tee comes from the tee-hiny. A person who would use this term would never let the coarsely vulgar "pee" ever cross their lips.
"I have to tee tee so bad - I hope that fat lady in the left stall and the woman with three little children in the right one will hurry up," said Velva Mae to her sister Venery Ann.
tee tee by Marthakay December 9, 2008
I was about to have sex with, and I could not belive the size of his tee tee.
tee tee by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004
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