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Teddybears 

When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.
uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."
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teddybears mouth 

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.
" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".
teddybears mouth by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

Teddybear 

n. A person who acts big, tough, scary; but is actually really sweet and nice, soft.
"Dude, that guy is creepy."

"What? No, he's just a teddybear."

"LOL. Really?"

"LOL. Yep."
Teddybear by savvybunny November 11, 2011

mister teddybear

a totally awesome guy who's really huggable, and you can tell him all your secrets, and really great to sleep with ;O
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^
Danny's mister teddybear ^.^
mister teddybear by mochiluv November 20, 2009

teddybear gangsta 

A person identified as a gangsta (usually as per hip-hop culture and/or actual gang affiliation) who, despite their thuggish demeanor, appear cute and cuddly. This definition has no bearing over the actual content of any lyrics, which is usually anything but cute.
Ice Cube is such a teddybear gangsta; waving a gun and shit but all you want to do is give him a big hug.
teddybear gangsta by KRE13 March 28, 2010

Teddybear Dom

A guy that is cuddly and nice on the outside but dominant in bed.
Girl 1: Oh my god I thought he was so innocent until he wanted to use handcuffs!

Girl 2: He's such a teddybear dom.
Teddybear Dom by ginnybinny October 27, 2020

teddybearing 

making out (snogging, pashing) without actually kissing or letting your lips touch
What were they doing?
Nothing much, just teddybearing.
teddybearing by 7h3d42dy June 19, 2006