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Teddy Bro 

A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.

Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.
Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.
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Teddy Brosevelt 

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass
Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

Teddy Brower Rimjob 

The act of Theodore Brower licking the anus until ejaculation.
Mike Villano-" I just Got The Best Teddy Brower Rimjob EVER!"

Luke Sterm-" I Know! I Just Got 1 Too!"
Teddy Brower Rimjob by PKL 149 December 12, 2009

teddy broosevelt 

The name a bro gives another bro as a sign admiration.
Ex.
Bro 1: Dude your my Teddy Broosevelt!

Bro2: thanks bro

Brown Teddy Anni 

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
Brown Teddy Anni by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Brown Teddy Anni 

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
Brown Teddy Anni by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

Brown Teddy Anni 

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship
Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action
Brown Teddy Anni by Oscar63 September 12, 2020