TedKennedy
I saw this movie where this guy tried to tedkennedy this girl, but she managed to find an air pocket in the boat and she ultimately escaped and put him in prison.
TedKennedy by meoky September 3, 2009
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Ted Kennedy
Ted Kennedy by All the gluten January 9, 2019
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Ted Kennedy Syndrome by Bob the independent August 29, 2009
Ted Kennedy
Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.
In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.
"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."
Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.
On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.
"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."
Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.
On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.
In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."
I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."
I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
Ted Kennedy by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008
Ted Kennedy
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
Ted Kennedy by secondarymotion December 29, 2008
ted kennedy
Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
ted kennedy by sjinb3 July 3, 2004
Ted Kennedy
Ted Kennedy by but sex master June 25, 2004
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