Ted Banker

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.

Ted Banker is the fucking man.

by East Meadow December 15, 2008

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed December 15, 2008

Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.

"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015

Ted Baker

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.

-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”

by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee November 2, 2022