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Tech on - A term used when you totally want to rock out, but are listening to electronic music rather than rock. Similar meaning to rock, rock on, rock out, etc. except that rock is much cooler.

It's also an Asian tech news thing, but the first definition is much cooler.
"Dude, this beat is totally awesome!"
"Tech on!"

"Man, put some trance on, I need to tech out."
Tech on by Heart Flame June 29, 2007

Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"
Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."
Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."
Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."
Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"
Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
Tech On The Road by Shotska May 18, 2011

Tech On The Road

A person that makes hilarious comments that make no sense at any location, any time of day. This person is also very tech savvy, and can salvage, and make suprisingly good repairs to, any piece of technology. Any actions by Tech On the Road are known as teching.

The person is also often quite deft. A Common nickname for Tech On The Road is: "The Zap." The zap finishes all of his work and repairs at impressive speeds. He also finishes other things at very impressive speeds, the latter of which he is not particularly proud of. However, the excessive amounts of swag and tech-on-the-road-esque character is stand-alone very impressive and thus makes up for the above minor setback. The official tech-on the road apparel consists of smelly, overused dress shoes, a consequence of excessive teching, and a yellow burton jacket, the result of a clearance sale. This is one of tech-on-the-road's many costumes.

Common Nicknames for a tech on the road: The Toche, Brosha, the Zap, Joe.
Random: "Hey, why isn't excel giving me the line of best fit?"

Tech on the road: "Dude you have to click and do this *action*."

Random Observer: "AYOOOO, TECH ON THE ROADDD."

Tech on the road: "No problem, they call me the zap."

Random Observer 2: "Because he finishes so quickly!"

Random Observer 3: "Riiiighhhtttttttt!?!"
Tech On The Road by pstas May 22, 2011

Hi-Tech Full On 

Hi-tech Full on(also known as complextrance) is a sub genre of psychedelic Trance which features elements from mainly complextro, dubstep, electro, acid and Techno with a speed between 140-160 BPM mainly around 145 BPM

It features heavy Basses complex stuctures tech stabs growls and acid leads and futuristic arps which feels like your in the game called wipeout and sometimes it features Groovy and jazzy vibes with vocals

The Origin of Hi-tech Full on is unknown but its clear that this genre was invented around 2013 or at the same time where complextro begann popular. a song that features this kind of style was by an israele artist named Mystical complex with he's song Impact later on a artist known as lapix broad this kind of style to japan where its blow up particually in rhythm games like sound voltex

Notable artist of this genre are: Lapix, Camellia, Mystical Complex, Kors K

Notable songs are:
Lapix - Paradoxy
Camellia - Lets Jump
Mystical Complex - Impact
kors k - insane techniques
I love Hi-Tech Full On
Hi-Tech Full On by TRAXILLIA October 4, 2021

One Stop Tech Forum 

A forum that puts everything tech related in one place.
one stop tech forum tech forums mac vs pc bluray Movies discussion music
One Stop Tech Forum by cpu84 April 11, 2010

Ontario Tech University 

Ontario Tech University, or UOIT, or OnTechU, or whatever it's called has just over 10,000 students and is very easy to get in to. However, be warned, it will likely screw you in the ass. It's primarily guys, the engineers rule the school, with next to no party life. It is known for its Sticky Campus, where cum drips from the ceilings of UB.

Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
"Man, OnFuckMe fucked me over again with changing its name for the fifth time and I still haven't gotten laid"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
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