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Tech Decking 

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".
See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.

Tech-decking

Another term that refers to fingering a girl.
1. Remember that girl that I met at that party last night? I totally tech-decked her!
2. My roommate totally came in when I was tech-decking Ashlyn; and I don't mean playing with the little skateboard.
Tech-decking by Jeeves377 November 15, 2009

Tech-Dicking 

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
Tech-Dicking by SilkyJ August 25, 2021

Techdecking 

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.
Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.

Technecking

The act of playing with a tech deck while getting your dick sucked.
Bro i was technecking with Michelle last night i've never cum so hard before
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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