Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.

Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”

by theman9000 August 17, 2018

Team Mom

A girl, usually known as the school whore, that’s “friends” (actually tries to bang) with the whole team. She thinks she’s cool and tries way too hard to fit in with all the athletes, but only has a friendship (that won’t last) with one other wannabe whore. Probably the fakest and sluttiest girl you know and will have a high possibility of being fat.

Patrick: Maddie got pregnant with a benchwarmer.

Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.

by Player5678 November 24, 2018