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Team 1717 

(proper noun) a FIRST Robotics team from Dos Pueblos HS in Goleta that has now competed very successfully for 7 years. Their success has led to an entry that is full of lies. Team 1717 is led by a teacher from DPHS who became a MacArthur Fellow (sometimes called the Genius Award) in 2010 for his work in developing the DP Engineering Academy and the robotics team. A class of 32 students spend their first 3 years in the academy learning the science & math they will need for their first and only build season as seniors. Students design and build the 'bot under the guidance of local volunteer mentors (there are lots of them) and of course their teacher. Some parts are machined by the students, some by mentors, and some are outsourced (all of which are fine in the FRC). The millions raised were not for one season. The money was used to build and outfit an actual building for the DPEA which now has expanded to over 100 students per class year. It is a gift that will keep on giving for decades to come.
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Team 1717 

A group of seniors from Dos Pueblos who pretend to do their own work, but everybody knows they probably do not. It's so dang infuriating to watch them play the game because instead of the 3 student drivers or whatever it's supposed to be, it's 2 students PLUS AMIR. Really? And then, when you try to talk to them, they sell you a book. Also I think they have a movie coming out.... WTF?!?!

They also tend to reuse the same robot year after year because they only use seniors so they have inexperienced members and AMIR.

They even have a second mentor, but I don't think they've ever talked to him. They just don't want it to seem like Amir is their only mentor...

Raised 2 million dollars for one season, after receiving a one million dollar donation. WOW.
Judge 1: Hey, did you interview team 1717 yet?
Judge 2: Well I tried interviewing the kids but their mentor kept jumping in and taking over.
Judge 1: I'll f*cking kill him. Move.
Judge 2: No, gracious profess--!! Ah f*ck it. Go get him.
Team 1717 by sonyhdcx130 July 28, 2011
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026