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teagarden 

a fat ass bitch who snorts coke and gets drunk
the girl was being a teagarden
teagarden by cameron ricker June 24, 2008
Words you can keep
an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.
Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.
teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010

Aimee Teegarden 

(b. 1989-10-10) Beautiful 19-year-old actress and model from Downey, California who previously starred in "Friday Night Lights", debuting on NBC in 2004. She now stars on 90210 as a character who stumbles across Dustin Milligan's character, Ethan.
90210 fans can hardly wait for Aimee Teegarden to join the cast this year.
Aimee Teegarden by WM86 January 9, 2009

Tea Garden 

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'
Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

michael teegarden 

A smart charming person the only person who gets you he been though a lot and understands the most in the person if you Meet him you will adore him and a great role model

teagarette 

A teagarette is made up of tea. It looks like a cigarette since it has a filter. Most of the time, there isn’t any tobacco or nicotine within it. Also, it is said to clear smokers’ lungs. By the way, a teagarette has a nice design.
Hey bloke, have a teagarette!
teagarette by KingDaTess February 6, 2021

teegardin 

A mutha fuckin baller who steals your gurl and slides in to those dms and turns lesbian straight
Teegardin :

This teegardin just stole my gurl
teegardin by agentmob April 8, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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