The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009
a place in san francisco where many people like to enjoy a nice stroll around a beautiful foreign garden, its attracts tourist from around the world when they stop in SF. also its a nice peaceful place to have a cup of tea and snack on some japanese food after seeing the art museum thats down the block.
hey man, have you ever been to san francisco?
yup!
did you go see the japanese tea garden?
yeah! did you go see the awkwardly tall bridge that tourist like to take pictures on?
yup!
did you go see the japanese tea garden?
yeah! did you go see the awkwardly tall bridge that tourist like to take pictures on?
by Urban Mobstarr March 2, 2011
A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 19, 2021