teagarden
the girl was being a teagarden
teagarden by cameron ricker June 24, 2008
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teatarded
an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.
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Aimee Teegarden
(b. 1989-10-10) Beautiful 19-year-old actress and model from Downey, California who previously starred in "Friday Night Lights", debuting on NBC in 2004. She now stars on 90210 as a character who stumbles across Dustin Milligan's character, Ethan.
Aimee Teegarden by WM86 January 9, 2009
Tea Garden
The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009
michael teegarden
A smart charming person the only person who gets you he been though a lot and understands the most in the person if you Meet him you will adore him and a great role model
michael teegarden by Scarlet overdrive April 2, 2017
teagarette
A teagarette is made up of tea. It looks like a cigarette since it has a filter. Most of the time, there isn’t any tobacco or nicotine within it. Also, it is said to clear smokers’ lungs. By the way, a teagarette has a nice design.
teagarette by KingDaTess February 6, 2021
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