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Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
Bilbo Teabaggins by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

teabagees 

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.
All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.
teabagees by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005
The act of placing ones testicles into the participants mouth.
Suck my balls please Gladys.
Of cause I'll teabag your nutsack Cyril. Cyril loves teabaging
teabaging by Ady hitler October 15, 2013

Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!
The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.
Teabaggistan by RustyCannon June 6, 2010

Dildo Teabaggins 

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

Tabagist 

Adopted from the Italian word Tabagista, Greta used the word in C.2020 to describe an individual who feels profound love, deep affection and addiction for all things related to tobacco.
Sei un Tabagista

You are a Tabagist
Tabagist by greta2020 September 12, 2020