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When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.
"Yo Kyle, we're f*cking having a tea off on saturday."
tea off by 4yryahrd September 16, 2017
Word of the Day on September 20, 2017
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It means I'm bout to beat you the fuck up
I'm bout to tea off on this bol
Tea off by PnB.L September 20, 2017

tea-ing off 

A drinking event where a group of grown men chugs a bottle of Twisted Tea each as fast as they possibly can until they finish the tea. Usually done in a race or timed format. All varieties of Twisted Tea are used in a Tea Off. These include Original, Half and Half, Backyard Batch, Midnight, Raspberry, and Green Citrus.
Mike: You guys wanna tea off?
Troy: Hell yea I love tea-ing off!
Binoy: 3, 2, 1...

*all men chug their teas*

(5.98 seconds later)

Pat: DONE!
tea-ing off by Ignacio A55 February 19, 2010
A condition percuilair to Tea Party members. Characterized by a bright red face, fist-shaking, and incoherent shouting. Most often seen in groups.
What's with that guy? Dunno, he is either Tea'd Off or has rabies.
Tea'd Off by HavaBrain October 11, 2010

Stop off for a Boston tea party 

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.
Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake... 

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

Green Tea official 

The cool band that has three members that play covers and originals like “look up more” and “what a joke”
Have you heard Green Tea Official’s new song
Green Tea official by MooseKing February 9, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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