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Tea Carpeting
Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.
My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me
Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012
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Carolina Sweet Tea
To teabag another person in a steamy shower or sauna while farting on his or her forehead. This is best done after the "teabagger" eats a meal consisting of high protein. The steam of the shower allows the gas particles to bind to the water vapor, creating a "fart sponge" for maximum effect, therefore, the fart stench remains on the "teabagee" for a long duration of time.
After eating a protein cookie and cauliflower, Dino thought it would be nice to treat his girlfriend to a Carolina Sweet Tea.
Carolina Sweet Tea by Dino_N_Lainey July 11, 2019
Poo Card Makes The Tea?
A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Poo Card Makes The Tea? by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
Carling Tea
when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.
Carling Tea by kevside January 23, 2006
Carolina tea party
Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth
Carolina tea party by Riot strike November 13, 2019
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