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Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.
My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me
Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012

Carolina Sweet Tea 

To teabag another person in a steamy shower or sauna while farting on his or her forehead. This is best done after the "teabagger" eats a meal consisting of high protein. The steam of the shower allows the gas particles to bind to the water vapor, creating a "fart sponge" for maximum effect, therefore, the fart stench remains on the "teabagee" for a long duration of time.
After eating a protein cookie and cauliflower, Dino thought it would be nice to treat his girlfriend to a Carolina Sweet Tea.

Poo Card Makes The Tea? 

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!

Carling Tea 

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.
"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)
Carling Tea by kevside January 23, 2006

tea cups and bumper cars

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?
tea cups and bumper cars by nagode September 15, 2009

Carolina tea party 

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth
Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?
Carolina tea party by Riot strike November 13, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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