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Tea Garden 

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'
Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009
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Tea Garden 

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

japanese tea garden 

a place in san francisco where many people like to enjoy a nice stroll around a beautiful foreign garden, its attracts tourist from around the world when they stop in SF. also its a nice peaceful place to have a cup of tea and snack on some japanese food after seeing the art museum thats down the block.
hey man, have you ever been to san francisco?

yup!

did you go see the japanese tea garden?

yeah! did you go see the awkwardly tall bridge that tourist like to take pictures on?

Aimee Teegarden 

(b. 1989-10-10) Beautiful 19-year-old actress and model from Downey, California who previously starred in "Friday Night Lights", debuting on NBC in 2004. She now stars on 90210 as a character who stumbles across Dustin Milligan's character, Ethan.
90210 fans can hardly wait for Aimee Teegarden to join the cast this year.
Aimee Teegarden by WM86 January 9, 2009

michael teegarden 

A smart charming person the only person who gets you he been though a lot and understands the most in the person if you Meet him you will adore him and a great role model

teagarden 

a fat ass bitch who snorts coke and gets drunk
the girl was being a teagarden
teagarden by cameron ricker June 24, 2008

teegarden 

lets have tee in a garden?
Often used for the older child whom is of the lesbian orentation and pretty short. Everyone rather loves her or hates her.
HolyShiT! That Teegarden is dating that Tipton.
teegarden by panicpanicpanic August 6, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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