Tea Garden 

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009

Tea Garden 

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

Tea Garden by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021

japanese tea garden 

a place in san francisco where many people like to enjoy a nice stroll around a beautiful foreign garden, its attracts tourist from around the world when they stop in SF. also its a nice peaceful place to have a cup of tea and snack on some japanese food after seeing the art museum thats down the block.

hey man, have you ever been to san francisco?

yup!

did you go see the japanese tea garden?

yeah! did you go see the awkwardly tall bridge that tourist like to take pictures on?

japanese tea garden by Urban Mobstarr March 17, 2011

Aimee Teegarden 

(b. 1989-10-10) Beautiful 19-year-old actress and model from Downey, California who previously starred in "Friday Night Lights", debuting on NBC in 2004. She now stars on 90210 as a character who stumbles across Dustin Milligan's character, Ethan.

90210 fans can hardly wait for Aimee Teegarden to join the cast this year.

Aimee Teegarden by WM86 January 9, 2009

michael teegarden 

A smart charming person the only person who gets you he been though a lot and understands the most in the person if you Meet him you will adore him and a great role model

Michael Teegarden is the best

michael teegarden by Scarlet overdrive April 2, 2017

teagarden 

a fat ass bitch who snorts coke and gets drunk

the girl was being a teagarden

teagarden by cameron ricker June 24, 2008

teegarden 

lets have tee in a garden?
Often used for the older child whom is of the lesbian orentation and pretty short. Everyone rather loves her or hates her.

HolyShiT! That Teegarden is dating that Tipton.

teegarden by panicpanicpanic August 6, 2008