Tchaik 

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

Tchaik by Pialinist October 8, 2023

Tchaik 5 

A common way to abbreviate Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony.

We played Tchaik 5 again for the concert at the Pantages.

Tchaik 5 by Sleepless in the Symphony January 9, 2007

Tchaik 5 

Uncontrollable orgasm. Referencing the LA Times article involving a LA woman who orgasmed mid-performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony by the Philharmonic orchestra.

She LA on my Phil til I Tchaik 5

Tchaik 5 by Scherzokinn May 2, 2023

Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.

I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.

Death by Tchaikovsky by count6969 February 3, 2012

tchaikovsky 

Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

Russian composer who lived 1840–1893.

Noted for his highly original compositions, he wrote numerous ballets as well as symphonies.

His most famous works include

The Swan Lake Ballet
The Nutcracker Ballet
1812 Overture
The Romeo & Juliet Symphony

"The Nutcracker" is possibly the most famous and most-performed ballet of the world, and has come to be a Christmas tradition by many internationally.

Tchaikovsky lies amongst the "Big Four" of the greatest classical composers the world has ever seen, with Bach Beethoven and Mozart

Tchaikovsky is a tricky name to spell.

tchaikovsky by moltovivace February 23, 2005

Tchaikovsky 

the only winner in the war of 1812

A: So who won the war of 1812?
B: Tchaikovsky

Tchaikovsky by K4lam1ty April 20, 2007

Tchai 

A rare, one out of 13 billion person.

There is no one else like Tchai.

Tchai by unones October 4, 2011