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TaylorTot 

That one guy who doesn't get on until three in the morning, nor listens to Wittlocol, and tries to ruin every clip that Wittloc wants to get for his videos. TaylorTot also only plays realistic terrorist hunts for some mundane reason and fails 99 percent of the time. Despite all that, he keeps trying and he eventually wins that realistic terrorist hunt or clutches a nice round in ranked, or surprises us and screams into his mic when he dies.
TaylorTot, STOP.
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TaylorTucky 

Taylor, Michigan. Named Taylortucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.

Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.
What does a Taylor girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.

That is so Taylortucky.
TaylorTucky by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Taylorgate 

A soirée appropriately named after watergate because upon reflection, no one really knows what actually went down. The term is contributed to TK
Yo there’s a taylorgate tonight, you coming?
Taylorgate by timesnewroman January 5, 2019

Taylorbot 

Anyone (usually a tween girl between the ages of 11 and 16) who blindly obsesses over Taylor Swift's music without realizing how piss poor she sings live, the fact she's NOT country at all, lacks talent, doesn't even look all that pretty, that almost all her songs are about boys and boy problems (which is probably why they obsess over her so much), and that she is just NOT a good singer and is highly overrated. Taylorbots will vigorously defend their precious little star and viciously attack (or try to attack) anyone that says or implies anything negative about her, even if they are just giving their honest opinion. Taylorbots usually use horrific grammar and spelling and usually will accuse someone who doesn't like Taylor of being jealous, dumb, deaf, retarded, or anything of that nature. They also frequently tell them to "go get a life," as if they don't already have one. That is about the best that they can do. Most Taylorbots think that Taylor Swift is the BEST singer there is, all too brainwashed and blind to realize that there are MANY other artists that are FAR better than her.
Intelligent person: Taylor Swift sounds horrible live, and she's definitely NOT country.
Taylorbot: OMFG, yes she CAN sing bitch!! wtf u must be deaf!! ur just jealos bc u sound like shit!! And she is 2 country! y do u think shez on cmt and they play her on country radio??? go get a life loser!!!
Intelligent person: Uh...right. (turns on some REAL country music, like Merle Haggard, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc.)
Taylorbot by coondini June 3, 2009

taylorstone

A hooker that fakes being inlove then attempts to extort the guy for money and vehicles.
That chick just did a taylorstone and now she has money, a house, and a car.
taylorstone by Docslo January 7, 2018

Taylorophobia 

Oh look at that guy he’s got taylorophobia
Taylorophobia by Zee15 December 2, 2020

Taylortucky 

The downriver area in Michigan, more so Taylor and its surrounding neighborhoods, red trucks and Copenhagen are the way in this area. Dont forget about incestuous marriage and families.
Taylortucky, I fucked my cousin yeyee
Taylortucky by MichiganMilf May 18, 2018