taylor-tot

a shrimp-sized boy compared to his girlfriend, the whale.
He pisses her off by continuously bantering her "size", thus making her lose significant amounts of weight.

Hey! there's taylor-tot and his greased up girlfiend, the whale.

by aleck baldwin February 1, 2008

Taylor-tot

A Taylor-tot is a red-headed Taylor that is extremely THICC

Guy 1: Wow, he's totally a Taylor-tot.
Guy 2: You're gay af.

by Chryedeux October 19, 2017