Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Taylorbot 

Anyone (usually a tween girl between the ages of 11 and 16) who blindly obsesses over Taylor Swift's music without realizing how piss poor she sings live, the fact she's NOT country at all, lacks talent, doesn't even look all that pretty, that almost all her songs are about boys and boy problems (which is probably why they obsess over her so much), and that she is just NOT a good singer and is highly overrated. Taylorbots will vigorously defend their precious little star and viciously attack (or try to attack) anyone that says or implies anything negative about her, even if they are just giving their honest opinion. Taylorbots usually use horrific grammar and spelling and usually will accuse someone who doesn't like Taylor of being jealous, dumb, deaf, retarded, or anything of that nature. They also frequently tell them to "go get a life," as if they don't already have one. That is about the best that they can do. Most Taylorbots think that Taylor Swift is the BEST singer there is, all too brainwashed and blind to realize that there are MANY other artists that are FAR better than her.
Intelligent person: Taylor Swift sounds horrible live, and she's definitely NOT country.
Taylorbot: OMFG, yes she CAN sing bitch!! wtf u must be deaf!! ur just jealos bc u sound like shit!! And she is 2 country! y do u think shez on cmt and they play her on country radio??? go get a life loser!!!
Intelligent person: Uh...right. (turns on some REAL country music, like Merle Haggard, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc.)
Taylorbot by coondini June 3, 2009

taylortuttle

a girl who is an amazing best friend. everyone loves her to death, and could never ever live without her. she is amazing in every way. a brunette and beautifulll. she is honestly the prettiest girl ive ever seen. she will always stay by you through good times or bad, and she will never let you down. you can always count on her. a taylortuttle is the best kind of person you can find, and are very lucky to have her in your life. i love taylor<3:)
She is such a taylortuttle
taylortuttle by mackaylamouse May 25, 2010

taylorphobia 

The fear of a thing named taylor or anything that looks like their name is taylor
“Do you want to go to Taylor’s house?”
“No sorry, I have taylorphobia
taylorphobia by joesmom December 24, 2021

TaylorTot 

That one guy who doesn't get on until three in the morning, nor listens to Wittlocol, and tries to ruin every clip that Wittloc wants to get for his videos. TaylorTot also only plays realistic terrorist hunts for some mundane reason and fails 99 percent of the time. Despite all that, he keeps trying and he eventually wins that realistic terrorist hunt or clutches a nice round in ranked, or surprises us and screams into his mic when he dies.
TaylorTot, STOP.

taylorTORMENT

name:taylor torment
Birthday:6/12
location:Spring Hill,Flawduh
drug of choice:Roxicodone,Cannibis
Hero:Michael Alig and Paris Hilton

Likes doing nothing,Camel No9smenthol,drugs,money,scenekids,makeup,hair
www.myspace.com/yahbunsandthighs
www.myspace.com/45334090
TaylorTORMENT ^^^
aim-taylorTORMENT
taylorTORMENT by rilathy January 17, 2009

TaylorTheFatSlayer 

A person who is fat and has to be a person named Taylor, he is usually located near BK or MC Donalds , when he is not eating, he is home playing Gears Of War or thinking about Jessica . If you ever come in contact with a TaylorTheFatSlayer you must run , he will eat your food and go bud bood bood bud.
TaylorTheFatSlayer is At Burger King right now being hunted down the by the Fat Police.
More from Urban Dictionary
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Load more