TaylorThot

A sexually promiscuous person, typically female, named Taylor (or Tayler).

Taylor - "I've slept with 5 guys in the last 3 days."
Friend - "You're such a taylorthot."

by DlitefulDisaster July 21, 2019

Taylorbot

Anyone (usually a tween girl between the ages of 11 and 16) who blindly obsesses over Taylor Swift's music without realizing how piss poor she sings live, the fact she's NOT country at all, lacks talent, doesn't even look all that pretty, that almost all her songs are about boys and boy problems (which is probably why they obsess over her so much), and that she is just NOT a good singer and is highly overrated. Taylorbots will vigorously defend their precious little star and viciously attack (or try to attack) anyone that says or implies anything negative about her, even if they are just giving their honest opinion. Taylorbots usually use horrific grammar and spelling and usually will accuse someone who doesn't like Taylor of being jealous, dumb, deaf, retarded, or anything of that nature. They also frequently tell them to "go get a life," as if they don't already have one. That is about the best that they can do. Most Taylorbots think that Taylor Swift is the BEST singer there is, all too brainwashed and blind to realize that there are MANY other artists that are FAR better than her.

Intelligent person: Taylor Swift sounds horrible live, and she's definitely NOT country.
Taylorbot: OMFG, yes she CAN sing bitch!! wtf u must be deaf!! ur just jealos bc u sound like shit!! And she is 2 country! y do u think shez on cmt and they play her on country radio??? go get a life loser!!!
Intelligent person: Uh...right. (turns on some REAL country music, like Merle Haggard, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc.)

by coondini June 3, 2009

taylortuttle

a girl who is an amazing best friend. everyone loves her to death, and could never ever live without her. she is amazing in every way. a brunette and beautifulll. she is honestly the prettiest girl ive ever seen. she will always stay by you through good times or bad, and she will never let you down. you can always count on her. a taylortuttle is the best kind of person you can find, and are very lucky to have her in your life. i love taylor<3:)

She is such a taylortuttle

by mackaylamouse May 25, 2010

taylorphobia

The fear of a thing named taylor or anything that looks like their name is taylor

“Do you want to go to Taylor’s house?”
“No sorry, I have taylorphobia

by joesmom December 24, 2021

TaylorTot

That one guy who doesn't get on until three in the morning, nor listens to Wittlocol, and tries to ruin every clip that Wittloc wants to get for his videos. TaylorTot also only plays realistic terrorist hunts for some mundane reason and fails 99 percent of the time. Despite all that, he keeps trying and he eventually wins that realistic terrorist hunt or clutches a nice round in ranked, or surprises us and screams into his mic when he dies.

TaylorTot, STOP.

by The Truth Teller-.. June 19, 2018

taylorTORMENT

name:taylor torment
Birthday:6/12
location:Spring Hill,Flawduh
drug of choice:Roxicodone,Cannibis
Hero:Michael Alig and Paris Hilton

Likes doing nothing,Camel No9smenthol,drugs,money,scenekids,makeup,hair

www.myspace.com/yahbunsandthighs
www.myspace.com/45334090
TaylorTORMENT ^^^
aim-taylorTORMENT

by rilathy January 17, 2009

TaylorTheFatSlayer

A person who is fat and has to be a person named Taylor, he is usually located near BK or MC Donalds , when he is not eating, he is home playing Gears Of War or thinking about Jessica . If you ever come in contact with a TaylorTheFatSlayer you must run , he will eat your food and go bud bood bood bud.

TaylorTheFatSlayer is At Burger King right now being hunted down the by the Fat Police.

by John Mackliff July 10, 2012