Tax Time
The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
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tax time
2 guys walk into a bank armed with guns and wearing masks. They announce to everyone in the bank, "OK everyone get down, it's tax time!"
tax time by Jose Santi July 27, 2008
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tax time • tax-time baller • tax-time millionaire • Tax • tax haven • tax man • tax evasion • tax collector • tax cut • Tax Fraud
tax-time baller
A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.
Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.
Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?
Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....
..........3 weeks later.........
Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?
Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.
Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......
Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?
Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....
..........3 weeks later.........
Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?
Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.
Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......
tax-time baller by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014
tax-time millionaire
Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.
Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?
Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?
Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.
Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?
Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.
tax-time millionaire by msgogether March 28, 2011
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