tatoo 

a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling

my ex got my name tatoo'd on his back and now he's dating his baby mama and said he's over me. wonder how his girl feels about this?! permanent reminder (tatoo) of a temparary feeling (the relationship).

tatoo by skye's suppose to be wife *Jaye* July 18, 2005

Tatoo 

A poorly done tattoo. Like its spelling which is slightly off, a tatoo is also slightly off.

The pronunciation of tatoo is TAT EWWW

Did you see Britney's tatoo, it's so lame.

Tatoo by quackawakka January 5, 2010

TATOO TEAR 

An ink fluid mark of a teardrop located under the eye, usually used to signify a commited murder. The teardrop is also used to display endless sorrow, such as the loss of a close friend, or life sentence in prison.

I earned my tatoo tear by poppin' that fuckin snitch.

TATOO TEAR by J. THOMPSON July 9, 2006

Tooth to tatoo ratio 

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

Tooth to tatoo ratio by krovos August 7, 2009

Teardrop tatoo 

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

Teardrop tatoo by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

mushroom tatoo 

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.

"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"

mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.

That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

cat 5 tatoo by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011