Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard

One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that