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a dumb bitch that likes to put his hands on girls then play the victim.
girl“did you hear what tateum did”
boy “yeah he beat the shit out of madi
tateum by yourmomtbh April 23, 2022
Words you can keep
she is tateum
tateum by google difinitions October 5, 2016
most handsome boy you’ll ever meet. so sweet and kind. everyone’s dream boy. he’s very insecure but if he could see himself through others eyes he would never have another insecurity .
boy: “did you see tateum today
girl: “yeah he looks handsome”
Tateum by tateumsgirlfriend June 18, 2021
A hot babe that every guy likes usually with luscious blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes. She's insanely smart, funny, and desirable. Guys want her and girls want to be her.
Devin: Dang she's hot.
Ben: She is such a Tateum
Tateum by LaurenmGillum December 21, 2016
a very sexy girl. with a wet ass vajayjay and is totally rad
random girl: you're such a tateum!
random girl2: Omg! thank you sm!!
Tateum by pee$lut April 4, 2024

Bacon Tatum 

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck
Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon
Bacon Tatum by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021
The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.
Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.
Tatum by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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