A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
that commonly roams the country of wales
It has the largest dick of any mammal
know to man
It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard
One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that
by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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