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Tarted Up 

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.
I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~
Tarted Up by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007
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tarted up 

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.
"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."
tarted up by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

tatted up 

adj. covered in tattoos
n. a song by Da Alliance thats actually called "Tattoo" but nobody will correct tatted up unless that persons a dick
adj.
1: That bitch's lower back tat looks like a bullseye.
2: Shes got em all down her arms too. She tatted up.
n.
"Tatted Up" is straight dope shit nigga
tatted up by Nykwil September 24, 2007

Tated Up 

To dress up in ones most formal way.
Look at that guy, he's Tated Up!

We're going to get Tated Up!
Tated Up by Tate's Conscience November 9, 2013

Tarded up 

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.
Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.
Tarded up by Jack Carter April 22, 2003

All tatted up 

adj To be covered in tattos, usually applied to young people, especially young mothers who are covered nearly head to toe in ink.
It's not uncommon to see hordes of unnatractive people at Six Flags who are all tatted up.

Joe: Dude, check out that chick over there!
Bob: What, the one that's all tatted up?
All tatted up by A.T.M January 17, 2008

tatted up kid 

1.kid with lots of tatoos
2. kid you dont want to mess with
3. Danny Espinoza
Don't fuck with the tatted up kid he'll shank you with his switch.
tatted up kid by frank June 11, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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