Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

Tardy Turd by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

turd tard 

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.

You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!

turd tard by Devvinnn March 28, 2009

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

Turdy/Turdblossom by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010

Turdy Dog 

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

turdy seven 

1. how irish people say thirty seven.

2. a number

"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan

turdy seven by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013

feel turdy 

Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...

- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.

feel turdy by htshame November 3, 2017

Turdy 

A Plumber...

linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.

“You’ve had a go at fixing that honey but it’s still leaking all over the bathroom floor... I think we need to get a Turdy in to sort it out”

Turdy by Sossburger June 29, 2018