Tardy Turd
Tardy Turd by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007
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Tardy Turd • Turdy/Turdblossom • turd tard • Turdy • Turdy 8 • AC1-Turdy • chx turdy • Creamy turdy whirly • Curtie Turdy • dirty turdy
Turdy/Turdblossom
A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.
Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD
Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD
Turdy/Turdblossom by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010
Turdy Dog
Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.
Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014
turdy seven
turdy seven by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013
feel turdy
feel turdy by htshame November 3, 2017
Turdy
A Plumber...
linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.
linking the bi-product, negative aspect of the role to the trade. As in “Chippy” for Carpentry & “Sparkie” for Electrical.
In the plumbing field it’s literally the waste product.
“You’ve had a go at fixing that honey but it’s still leaking all over the bathroom floor... I think we need to get a Turdy in to sort it out”
Turdy by Sossburger June 29, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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