Tardspoof

The act of reading something with terrible grammar and punctuation exactly as written in a serious tone. Usually accompanied by a video.

That tardspoof of two caveman discussing how a "babby" is formed and "way instain mothers" is hilarious.

by Ultimate_Magical_Trevor February 9, 2008

tardsportation

The act of giving a Melbournian a lift somewhere. Alternate name for the Melbourne transport system.

Melbourne has a third world tardsportation system.

by jacck May 13, 2007

tardpoon

to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :

There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)

The victim is more crippled/retarded

The victim squeals/flails more in the process

The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.

"hey you wanna go tardpooning today?"

"i an a professional tardpooner."

by hoonstar June 3, 2009