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Tard/Re-tard

Tard .... when you have done something that’s not the best .....

Re-trad .... you did it again
Tard/re-tard

She’s a trad .... she didn’t learn from her mistake... now she’s a re-tard
Tard/Re-tard by MissSaraKay August 2, 2020
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(RE:)tard 

Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message.
Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!
(RE:)tard by Comton Ass Kelsey February 29, 2008

re-re-tard 

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.
You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?
re-re-tard by wildmanchild February 8, 2010
(R)eply (E)veryone (tard)

Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
RE-tard by Longshot Lar June 13, 2012

Hoisted by my own re'tard 

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

R.E-tard 

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard
Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard
R.E-tard by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

retarded tard 

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.
you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.
retarded tard by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010
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