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Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.
1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow
Tairism by Maloon May 17, 2006
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a religion where you pray to tangtang_anime for he has blessed us with his juicy moist ass cheeks
I am going to convert to Tangism cuz tangs cheeks making me feel some typa way
Tangism by priest of Tangism March 8, 2021

tayrismar 

Tayrismar is amazing depending on how you look up to her. She will be kind to you depending on how you treat her. She has a place in her heart that holds confidence. She doesn’t know where to find it. She is very cheerful and very fun. You can be friend with her because she can open her heart to anyone but she is very shy sometimes.
Tayrismar is amazing and you can’t live without her.
tayrismar by Tayris February 20, 2019
Tanism is the culture of being tan,which is the byproduct of sunlight and plenty of good sports. The social movement of 👍 tanism, can be gleaned from the early developments of mythical religious culture and its developments in the eastern regions of asia, particularly south east asia and has since expanded into global manifestations of risk, innovation and tan culture, the often debated topics on business culture such as conservatism investing or liberal investing stems from tan culture which is the colloquial term or slang in mandarin referring to a yearning for excess, but tanism culture comes from the word chen in mandarin, which refers to listening to the eastern prophets in fengshui tanism, this alignments of resources shapes the thinking and business mindsets of different business persons globally and has been a great hallmark of business cultural dealings across southeast asia.
Damn, you are so tan, you must be a tanism fan.
Tanism by Oxylorong May 18, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026