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Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.
1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow
Tairism by Maloon May 17, 2006
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a religion where you pray to tangtang_anime for he has blessed us with his juicy moist ass cheeks
I am going to convert to Tangism cuz tangs cheeks making me feel some typa way
Tangism by priest of Tangism March 8, 2021

tayrismar 

Tayrismar is amazing depending on how you look up to her. She will be kind to you depending on how you treat her. She has a place in her heart that holds confidence. She doesn’t know where to find it. She is very cheerful and very fun. You can be friend with her because she can open her heart to anyone but she is very shy sometimes.
Tayrismar is amazing and you can’t live without her.
tayrismar by Tayris February 20, 2019
Tanism is the culture of being tan,which is the byproduct of sunlight and plenty of good sports. The social movement of 👍 tanism, can be gleaned from the early developments of mythical religious culture and its developments in the eastern regions of asia, particularly south east asia and has since expanded into global manifestations of risk, innovation and tan culture, the often debated topics on business culture such as conservatism investing or liberal investing stems from tan culture which is the colloquial term or slang in mandarin referring to a yearning for excess, but tanism culture comes from the word chen in mandarin, which refers to listening to the eastern prophets in fengshui tanism, this alignments of resources shapes the thinking and business mindsets of different business persons globally and has been a great hallmark of business cultural dealings across southeast asia.
Damn, you are so tan, you must be a tanism fan.
Tanism by Oxylorong May 18, 2026
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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