tank job

where a tank runs over your junk
GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"
by rayjayvay February 25, 2009
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Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.
"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!
by jtroyanovski@umass.edu April 30, 2015
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