Shit-Tanked 

Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.

"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"

Shit-Tanked by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

Shit tanked 

Six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. Usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing sexual explict karaoke songs. Ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.

I got shit tanked last night.

Hey Big B lets get shit tanked tonight.

Shit tanked by LVPC December 18, 2008

shit-tanked 

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

shit-tanked by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009

shit tanked 

when you get way to fucked up on alchohol

we went out the other night and johhny got shit tanked and made out with his cousin

shit tanked by persian prince January 15, 2007

Shit Tanked 

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

Shit Tanked by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

snow tanned by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

Slightly-tanned white girl 

The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho

Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.

Slightly-tanned white girl by Ass E. Beater March 25, 2022