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A soyboy manchild who is somehow more alpha than people named Jimmy. Spends all his time playing lame games like Pokemon or Marvel Contest of Champions. He always takes right-wing political positions, but is so cringe that even Nazis don't want to associate with him. His friends don't actually like him, but would rather hang with him than Jimmy.
Abel: Tandrew you should really stop playing Pokemon Showdown while we're AP Testing.
Tandrew: I HATE JIMMY! I HATE JIMMY!

Jimmy: mhs complaining about things is a pet peeve of mine.
Tandrew: can Jimmy quit being so lame?
Tandrew by Obama_Supporter May 13, 2021
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tandrewtrum 

A wicked temper tantrum thrown by fat guys named Andrew, usually after all the food has ran out, or a girlfriend breaks up with him. Comes from the latin word Drewius Smallpeckertronius.
Hey hey drewy! Calm down, we can get more nachos ole! No need to throw a tandrewtrum here!
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He’s and funny, kind fine guy he loves to make corny jokes but out of his mouth it’s funny, and he text back late
Somebody:Hey do you know Tandre,
Another somebody:Ye he fine and kind aint he

Somebody:Ye but he text back to late

Somebody: But I’ll get right
Tandre by NzssassaZjjsfzisjs March 17, 2022

tandreah 

Usually tends to have civil conversations involving the use of fists making contact with lower individual's faces
Girl 1 "What happened to your face?"
Girl 2 "I dont wanna talk about it."
Girl 1 "It looks like you tried to mess with a tandreah!"
Girl 2 "yepp, pretty much, worst decision of my life."
tandreah by Cojo Mofo June 6, 2011
someone:hey do you watch victorious?
you: yes i ship tandre
tandre by not a human lol May 16, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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