Tampon it

used in the same context as 'lets make like a banana..... and split'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'

hey guys this place sucks, lets tampon it!
dude, not cool!

by Chelsea the room 2 whore January 18, 2009

Put a tampon in it

When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.

Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'

Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!

Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'

by Elly9393 April 24, 2010

stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018