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contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.
tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.
tassified by snassy January 9, 2012
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tadified 

The process of taking an easy to explain algorithm and making it impossible to understand. This is done by replacing variable names with random letters of the alphabet, not defining variables until the last possible second, making while loops into do-while loops (and for loops into while loops), mumbling and in general being incomprehensible.
That explanation of a binary search was tadified!
tadified by TheGrandFooBar April 18, 2018
When you’re ignored in the group chat and left on read. Originated from ignoring Tammie when she asks if we want to go for tea or to the pub
I’ve been tammied
Tammied by APatz June 2, 2019
"Did you see how low he rated me?"
Ya, you got tammied."
tammied by punk_junk June 2, 2008

Tankified 

Verb: To become a Tank (Muscly, Strong, God-like) over a period of time
Adjective: To be built like a mother fucker
Noun:
Boy1: What are you up too these holidays?
Boy2 :I'm going to get Tankified.

Adjective:
Girl1: Caleb's pretty Tankified aye?
Girl2: mmmmm, Yes.
Tankified by Caze Tank May 25, 2011
When someone sews a guy's ass-cheeks together, gives him laxatives, pierces his belly-button and nipples and attaches them by a chain and hooks the chain to a ceiling fan.
Boy Walter, you just got tammied.
Tammied by Jon Tinkleton June 11, 2006