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Tall People 

Tall people love swallowing others whole, they think it is funny to step on migets. They are superior and everyone bows down to them. If they dont, they get eaten alive :).
Short person: PLZ dont eat me!!
Tall Person: *Steps on them* Yum Dinner
Tall people will eat anyone they dont like
Tall People by Tall_People_Rule December 5, 2021

tall people 

Real tall people (6 foot or taller)
when there younger get teased sometimes because of their lenght and lankiness. But let me tell you this tall people have a great presence in crowds...you see a tall guy comming in a room YOU NOTICE. tall people will rule the world because they are born leaders, there good at basketball, they have big penises, when a tall guy wants to beat you up..you better run son cause hes gonna fuck you up. Tall people end up with hot supermodels when they grow up.
-Hey look at that tall guy, yeh hes a great guy he can reach that can on the top shelf.

-Wow
tall people by Joe Hard May 27, 2005

TALL PEOPLE DAY 

On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).
You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for

You: haha it’s tall people day
TALL PEOPLE DAY by Como estás¿ October 21, 2019

Tall People Rule #11 

Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
According to Tall People Rule #11, you’re short

Tall people rule #3 

You are legally allowed to bully any short person
Well according to Tall people rule #3, I’m legally allowed to bully you cause you’re short

Tall People Day 

March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.
P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.

P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!

P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!
Tall People Day by TakeThatAutumn September 2, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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