Take a swim

When you drop a pill like Xanax in a drink to get high

Guy 1: ay man I got xans and a bottle of JD wanna take a swim?

Guy 2: fuck yeah!

by StiffyMickeyLickeyPrettyKittie March 21, 2019

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016