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Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

Take A Shower

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im gonna go take a shower but after you wanna talk? i miss you soo much already ❤️ its killing me i dont understand why i miss you when you're gone for even 15 minutes 😤 ❤️i love you soo much
Take A Shower by InternetGoaty November 27, 2019

take a shower

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"
take a shower by 7568ino December 28, 2024

Take a shower/smelly 

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society
Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

should i go take a shower 

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.
Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."
should i go take a shower by Asi8 February 25, 2022

go take a shower 

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower
go take a shower by Alex666420 August 7, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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