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1) to leave more than one dead
2) to leave somewhere with more than one female
"you know i take 2 with me"
take 2 by vicegrips.ceo. September 29, 2008
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Take 2 fingers or Take multi fingers in the vaginal area
I was with the rock and he said his wife was going to Take 2
Take 2 by Buggydaddy December 16, 2018

2 take tony

Meaning you nail it in 2 takes
Lil white mama: I want to video that! Can we? It was so funny!

Brotha: Fo sho.

Lil White Mama: Wow, you nailed it!

Brotha: Just call me 2 take Tony
2 take tony by Brothaontheinside September 4, 2018

Take a 1 1/2 

diarrhea or exceptionally loose stool
After pounding the Chinese Dragon buffet, Louis desparately needed to take a 1 1/2.
Take a 1 1/2 by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008
The act of stopping all operations and tasks at hand to go release a large load of fecal matter. Generally includes the removal of all clothing just to get comfortable, bringing a Phone to text, listen to music, and check your fb. Also a good time to do your homework. No one will bother you whilst doing such an act because of the horrible smell. Good idea to shower afterwards. This is only done at home or a comfortable facility. Coined by Von who refuses to use public restrooms unless deemed necessary. Can be used to leave work, awkward situations,
Von: I gotta go home...
boss: Why?
von: cause i gotta take a 20!
boss: whats that?
von: uhmmmm..its kinda hard to explain
(long puase)
Von: i dont use public bathrooms...
boss: you gotta shit?you better go in the office over there
von: yes... seriously I NEED to TAKE A 20!
Take A 20 by DeltaBravoAlpha December 18, 2011

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Take the 4:20 train 

Smoke some weed
This is boring. I think I'll take the 4:20 train to Flavortown.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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