Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

Taint Face by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

Face Taint by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

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Face taint

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!

His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!

Face taint by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007

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Face Taint

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.

I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

Face Taint by MyChemicalSweatpants July 30, 2010

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taintface

One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".

Ex. Hey drew you are such a taintface!

taintface by Slimanus October 23, 2007

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taintface

One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".

Ex. Hey drew you are such a taintface!

taintface by Slimanus October 23, 2007

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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