Tail Piper 

A colloquial term used to describe homosexuals, usually of the male variety. Depending on the context and usage it can range from being nearly euphemistic to extremely derogatory.

Man 1: Man, I don't know how I feel about Dumbledore being gay...
Man 2: Yeah dude, he's a fucking tail piper, it blows my mind.

Girl 1: Man, did you know Elton John way gay?
Guy 1: Yeah, what a f***ing tail piper.

Tail Piper by AnalystTherapist January 8, 2011

toilet paper tail

When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.

I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!

toilet paper tail by thrashertm October 30, 2008

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Rusty Tailpipe 

The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity

Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.

Rusty Tailpipe by pwinstont November 11, 2009

tailpipe 

The part of a car where exhaust is expelled. Also an opening used to pleasure a car.

My car seductively stared me down until I finally realized she wanted sex. I whipped out my raging hardon and fucked her tailpipe good.

tailpipe by Xaero320 January 17, 2010

alaskan tailpipe 

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

alaskan tailpipe by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

go suck a tailpipe 

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

go suck a tailpipe by Trolledu June 29, 2015