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Tadpole Corral

A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.
Get your tadpole corral of my sandwich asshole.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016
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corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.
Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
by Petrabid August 15, 2016
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corralling the tadpoles

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!
by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009
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