Tacomeat

An ungodly creature that parades about in such a manner in which one then sees an earlier meal again. This horrid she-male beast will eat anything it considers below itself, shunning any who dare to oppose it. Insults to this creature include that to it's cave-drawings, of which it boasts proud skill. The abomination is noted of saying, "You do know I'm a lesbian, right?" Surprising how all of its words go unnoticed. In the event it should talk to you, be warned of a coming argument. It's true name is rumored to be 'Sam'; this is unknown to most - the creature is usually highly avoided.

Knollian: What.. is that? Coming toward our counter-culture's home?
King/Queen: Bare your arms! Tacomeat is coming!

Of The Knoll 1: ..And then she was like, "Well I think you could improve your form and shading!"
Of The Knoll 2: Who?
Of The Knoll 1: ..Sa-
Of The Knoll 3: Tacomeat.
Of The Knoll 2: YOU TALKED TO IT!?

Tacomeat: Stooping to UrbanDictionary with me now, are you?
Of The Knoll: . . . Why, yes.

by t3h Knoll November 2, 2008

Tacomatose

Tacoma + Comatose | tah / coma / tose

When you are incapable of moving your body because you've had too much fun in Tacoma, WA

Barb went out for drinks in Tacoma, but Tom had to take her home, as she had become tacomatose.

by Tacomatose.com May 20, 2014

taco meat

a tuft of chest hair protruding from the v-shaped opening at the collar of a shirt

He's known for showing some taco meat

by etymological emir October 31, 2009

taco meat

nappy, black, balled up hairs, which resemble crumbled ground beef. Can be in the "kitchen" or on any part of the body.

when i get a perm, all this taco meat will be fried, dyed, and laid to the side.

by soozie February 3, 2005

Tacometer

(n) tac-o-me-ter
•It is a small device used to precisely measure the percentage of taco in the air.

The air is 36% taco, according to our tacometer! We have to get out of here!!

by Sinatra_FrankD May 7, 2018

taco meat

black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco

Damn that nigga gee has no taco meat

by gee October 20, 2003

tacometer (Tm)

A measurement generally used to measure tacos. It is equivalent to the width of an average taco, about 0.75 inches.

Hey man, I'm 100 tacometers tall!

by zachmalmsteen August 24, 2005