Tacomeat
An ungodly creature that parades about in such a manner in which one then sees an earlier meal again. This horrid she-male beast will eat anything it considers below itself, shunning any who dare to oppose it. Insults to this creature include that to it's cave-drawings, of which it boasts proud skill. The abomination is noted of saying, "You do know I'm a lesbian, right?" Surprising how all of its words go unnoticed. In the event it should talk to you, be warned of a coming argument. It's true name is rumored to be 'Sam'; this is unknown to most - the creature is usually highly avoided.
Knollian: What.. is that? Coming toward our counter-culture's home?
King/Queen: Bare your arms! Tacomeat is coming!
Of The Knoll 1: ..And then she was like, "Well I think you could improve your form and shading!"
Of The Knoll 2: Who?
Of The Knoll 1: ..Sa-
Of The Knoll 3: Tacomeat.
Of The Knoll 2: YOU TALKED TO IT!?
Tacomeat: Stooping to UrbanDictionary with me now, are you?
Of The Knoll: . . . Why, yes.
King/Queen: Bare your arms! Tacomeat is coming!
Of The Knoll 1: ..And then she was like, "Well I think you could improve your form and shading!"
Of The Knoll 2: Who?
Of The Knoll 1: ..Sa-
Of The Knoll 3: Tacomeat.
Of The Knoll 2: YOU TALKED TO IT!?
Tacomeat: Stooping to UrbanDictionary with me now, are you?
Of The Knoll: . . . Why, yes.
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