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twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010

typography 

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.
When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.
typography by R Hadzor April 17, 2006

Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

Thamography 

1. MATH, JUST MATH
2. The amazing power to be able to understand math and its secret meaning
Tham is the essence of all things good and bad, understand thamography and you understand the world.
Thamography by Thamman September 21, 2016

gathering carpet topography data 

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

Cacography 

Noun: Bad spelling and/or handwriting.

See also cacotypography: An ugly typeface or typing.
c u 2moro.
Yo, what's up with all the cacography?