TacoBandit 

An individual with severe mental retardation that copes through shoving tacos in their anus.

The tacobandit is back at it again shoving tacos up his ass at his local AMC movie theatre and then eating them after.

TacoBandit by tacobanditlovesamc May 18, 2024

Taco Bandit 

An Mexican who's been in America for more than 10 years,but still "no can speaka da ingles",but wants to make $25 hour

"I told dat little taco bandit that the telemarketing job was filled"

Taco Bandit by San Diego Ken October 27, 2003

taco bandit 

A man that is very active in voyeuristic activities. This may include upskirts. His possible hang outs include the bottom of stairwells, Taco Bell, and in the women's bathroom. He is not known to have a job. Preferably he would eat taco's. He can differentiate many different types of underwear by small glimpses.

Taco Bandit could be found by leaving his trademark hat behind.

taco bandit by bob April 5, 2005

Talibandit 

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

Talibandit by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021