Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 1, 2009

taco shits

The explosive shits you get right after eating mexican food I.E. Taco Bell. As mentioned in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" a New Line 2004 film.

Oh that mexican food gave me the worse case of the taco shits. I must use the shitter or we are going to have a problem here. Clean up on Asile 3 if you know what I mean.

by The Man With the Plan February 8, 2005

taco shits

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.

keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!

by Luis Perez October 11, 2004

Del Taco Shits

Del Taco Shits are a rectal explosion that happens after eating at Del Taco.

Diz: Whats that awfsome smell wafting into the living room?
CoRiz: Sorry I have the Del Taco Shits...
Diz: Del Taco is at it again...

by dustmo March 16, 2011

Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.

Zero Gravity Taco Shits is the best band in the world!!!!! WHOO!

by Salame March 24, 2007

taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain

Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008